ME jokes
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When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Who is funnier, me or Gwen?
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Memes
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
Knock knock! Who's there? Prince! Prince who? Prince please talk to me!
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
"Prince, please talk to me!"