Master jokes

Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.

To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To master the art of RAP-LETICS!

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?

Why was Hitler kicked out of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters?

He could never finish a race.

What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?

Master.

What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?

Coach.

Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.

If you start at a bait shop, you're an amateur baiter, but once you achieve the highest level, you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on a shrimp boat.

My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.

You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?

The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:

"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."

😳

Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?

'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.

Why did the slave go to college?

To get his master's degree.

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

Friend: How dark is your humor?

Me: .....it...

Friend: No

Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!

Friend: Why are you like this?

What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.

What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?

Stand up.

What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?

"Aaah, a ghost!"