Master jokes
In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"
Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."
Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"
Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"
The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"
The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."
The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"
"Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"
I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
Frank Bulgin is freaky bold, A man with a spirit untamed, untold. With eyes that pierce through the darkest night, He walks a path that's far from light.
His steps are loud, his presence strong, A force of nature, where he belongs. Through the chaos, he finds his way, Leaving footprints that never fade.
A rebel soul, unafraid to speak, His words drip with passion, so unique. He dances with danger, embraces the unknown, Challenging limits, into the wild he's thrown.
No rules can bind him, no walls can contain, Frank Bulgin sets fire to the mundane. He paints the sky with vibrant hues, A kaleidoscope of dreams he pursues.
In his mind, a symphony of thoughts, An artist's palette, where inspiration is sought. He weaves words like a masterful bard, Creating tapestries that leave us marred.
With each verse, he unravels his soul, Unveiling the depths that make him whole. His poetry, a window to his essence, A glimpse into a world of fearless presence.
Frank Bulgin is freaky bold, A maverick, a legend yet to be told. His spirit roams, forever untamed, A beacon of courage, never to be tamed.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master?
Stand up.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath. The first pupil said he wasn’t the one. The second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class.
The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire!” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them.
Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr. Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class?” The teacher fainted.
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!