You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible? All of them are married!
r u a marry, cus ur my mother
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I just gotta come out and say it. I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining⛏ community.
Anjolina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt... Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet, It's a good thing I'm married...
there's a plane crash every single person died who lived? the married people!
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama? A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Mayo marry me?
Why do Indians marry cows, because they bathe in milk.
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who did yo mama marry.
JOE-MAMA.
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There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl Beyond belief her name was Rayne but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him but one day she did and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no that’s not right Sammy actually snuck in Raynes house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End .
What's the difference between, my wife and her sisters? Her sisters ate hotter and I married the grenade.
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its rly funny read through everything slowly say im a man after everything i say. I went to the bar. "Im a man" you saw this woman. "Im a man" you guys married. 'Im a man' you guys bought a house. 'im a man' you guys went to bed. "im a man" you said. "im a man" she said. "im a man"
Why do Indian man marry fat Woman
