Map jokes
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.