Map jokes
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
My family is like a treasure.
You need a map and shovel to find them.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
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What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.