Map Jokes

Ur hairline is like a fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified

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whats the same with ur dad and retail row

they are both off the map

Yesterday I purchased a world map And told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands I will take her turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge

I’m enyaw and I fancy my pe teacher she is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank I always watch her bc I am a creep I live at school under the stairs but I also try follow her home and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door

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Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW

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your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection

n 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio. Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States. “Father, where is the United States,” Hans asked. His father pointed at a map of North America. “Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be,” he questioned his father. The man pointed towards the Soviet Union. “And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?” The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British. “Where is Germany again, Father?” He pointed to their home country in Central Europe. Hans pondered this information for a second. “One last question, Father.” “Yes?” “Has Hitler seen this map?”

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW

Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?

Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS

your eyebrows and hairline is so far apart that when Dora the explorer went found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows the map couldn't even tell her.

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS

Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?

Because they were lost in the BEATS

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME

what did the explorer say when he got tired

i'm gonna take a map

We got a. Number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend’s gone down, I revived him now we’re heading southbound! Now we’re in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!