Map jokes
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.