Map jokes
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.