Mamma jokes
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Yo mama!
din mamma
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed.
One fell off and bumped his head. Mamma called Walmart, and Walmart said,
"We will give you a replacement!"
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Your mamma's so ugly, even the toaster wouldn't get in the bathtub with her.
Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Your mamma's so fat, the aliens call her their mother ship!
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
Yo mamma so stupid when a robber stole her TV, she ran after him saying, "You forgot the remote!"