Rogue jokes
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?
Rogue Juan.
What did one pillow say to the other?
Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.