Rogue jokes

Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?

Because it was a Rogue One!

Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

What did one pillow say to the other?

Nothing, meh, they just sang a song about a rogue chicken whose feathers had been sacrificed to make them.

Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.

Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

If you see a woman get raped, just walk away. Don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all.

What do you call the Spanish translation of the 9th Star Wars movie?

Rogue Juan.