Mama jokes
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need internet, because she's already WORLDWIDE!
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym, she calls it James.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.