Mama jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.