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Mama jokes

Team

Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...

It became TEAM, 10, TONS!

Powder

Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.

Wall

Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.

Undertale

Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!

Bank

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

Bus

Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

Boyfriend

What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?

Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)

Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!

Earth

It’s me back at it again.

The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!

Nut

Who is Joe?

You reply back: Who is Candice?

They reply back: Who is Candice?

You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."

Bear

Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."

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    • Yo mama

    Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.