Mama jokes
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.