Mama jokes
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."