Mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Joe Mama!
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."