
Mama jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Yo Mama so dumb, she needs 10 explanation bears to understand you.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.