yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Yo mama so fat, NASA has a satellite orbiting around her.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
Yo mamas so dumb she thought Bruno Mars was a planet
Yo mama's so fat when she sits on a dollar 4 quarters pop out.
Yo mama is so ugly she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so ugly she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo Mama is so STUPID she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal Rams
