Mama jokes
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.