Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a yo mama joke they won’t get it.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
Yo mama so fat evan Dora can't explore her
Yo mamas so dumb she thought Bruno Mars was a planet
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Heres a Song That Describes My Old Life-By-watersharky Productions- My buddies think I'm on the lake Boss thinks I've been sick for days And mama's probably on her way 'Cause I ain't picked up the phone I've been a million places But they're all up in my head Over-drinking, overthinking ever since you left I've been gone, I've been gone I've been sittin' on the couch watching TV all day long All day long, I've been tryin' to figure out how a good thing went wrong Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane Sadder than a country song Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way Ever since you moved on, I've been gone Took a trip down memory lane Checked into hotel heartbreak Passed rock bottom on the way Without leaving my living room I've been a million places But they're all up in my head Over-drinking, overthinking ever since you left I've been gone, I've been gone I've been sittin' on the couch watching TV all day long All day long, I've been tryin' to figure out how a good thing went wrong Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane Sadder than a country song Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way Ever since you moved on, I've been gone Yeah I've been gone All the clothes are on the floor All the mail's by the door All the whiskey bottles in my bed All the dishes in the sink All the gas is in the tank All the neighbors probably think I'm dead I've been gone, I've been gone I've been sittin' on the couch watching TV all day long All day long, I've been tryin' to figure out how a good thing went wrong Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane Sadder than a country song Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way Ever since you moved on, I've been gone (ooh, ooh) I've been gone (ooh, ooh) Gone
your mama so fat when she went o the baseball tournament she nocked everyone out of the park
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
Yo mama so fat she needs to go to the gym
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat Everytime she has to use the world's largest nife
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
your mama is so fat ,you can't tell if shes pregnant or not
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes they are just affencive
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voice mail
yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
