Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"
"You is so black your mama fainted."
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.
