Yo mama so fat she can't pick she can't pick up a dumbbell...the dumbbell pick her up
Yo mama’s official weight (in tonnes)
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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from lilo and stitch
Yo mama so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Yo mama so fat she is one of the boulders in Indiana jones.
Yo mama so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
Yo mama so fat when she ate 1 cheese burger she pooped it out immediately because her butt was to big.
Yo mama so fat she plays tenist with pluto
your mama so fat she broke the stairs to heaven
yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church
Yo mama so dumb she put speed bumps on the race track.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY? To go see yo mama!
Yo mama eats so much she spends her whole life on the toilet
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
Yo mama so fat when she said i want a boat they gave her a naval ship
