Mama jokes

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

You: I want my mama.

Me: Soz, you can't even get one.

It’s me back at it again.

The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

"You is so black your mama fainted."

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?