Mama jokes

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

"You is so black your mama fainted."

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Yo mama so tall, she eats paramedics.

"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.