Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
Yo mama so fat evan Dora can't explore her
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Here's a Song That Describes My Old Life-By-watersharky Productions-
My buddies think I'm on the lake.
Boss thinks I've been sick for days.
And mama's probably on her way
'Cause I ain't picked up the phone.
I've been a million places,
But they're all up in my head.
Over-drinking, overthinking ever since you left.
I've been gone, I've been gone
I've been sittin' on the couch watching TV all day long.
All day long, I've been tryin' to figure out how a good thing went wrong
Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane
Sadder than a country song.
Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way
Ever since you moved on, I've been gone.
Took a trip down memory lane.
Checked into hotel heartbreak.
Passed rock bottom on the way
Without leaving my living room.
I've been a million places
But they're all up in my head.
Over-drinking, overthinking ever since you left.
I've been gone, I've been gone
I've been sittin' on the couch watching TV all day long.
All day long, I've been tryin' to figure out how a good thing went wrong
Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane
Sadder than a country song.
Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way
Ever since you moved on, I've been gone.
Yeah
I've been gone.
All the clothes are on the floor
All the mail's by the door
All the whiskey bottles in my bed.
All the dishes in the sink
All the gas is in the tank
All the neighbors probably think I'm dead.
I've been gone, I've been gone
I've been sittin' on the couch watching TV all day long.
All day long, I've been tryin' to figure out how a good thing went wrong
Faster than that freight train, farther than that airplane
Sadder than a country song.
Headed down that highway, anywhere but my way
Ever since you moved on, I've been gone (ooh, ooh)
I've been gone (ooh, ooh)
Gone
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Yo mama is so fat, that when I unfollowed her on Instagram, my phone got 1 GB of storage.
Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
