Mama jokes
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.