My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
yo' mamas so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Yo mama so old that when she farts she farts dust!!!
What is a cow on two legs?
YO MAMA
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo Mama So Short That When She plays mini golf its just called golf
Yo Mama So UGLY That on Halloween She didnt get candy
your mama is so fat she only nows 3 words KFC
Yo Mama So Ugly When She Entered The Scare Factory She Came Out With a Job Application
you mom
puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (ill never be able to do it) the mother: AI NINO ( OH CHILD ) the teen: QUE? ( WHAT?) the mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! ( DONT START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN) the teen: I CANT DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA the mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH) the teen: QUAL ( WIHCH) the mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD) the teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA ( THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE) *a phone buzzes* the teen: whose phone is that ma? unknown: MR PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE * runs to bag opens white one and sticks hand in* the teen : HAIR GELL
Hey hunger games... im full!! This ain't your mama's monologue.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
yo mama so ugly she made kanye west go east.
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon
your mama so fat when pennywise said "we all float down here" he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Yo mama so fat She the ice burg
To mama so far when she wanted to get wet she used the highway as a slippn' slide
