Mama jokes

Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.

Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.

Yo mama went to Safeway to be safe.

The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.

Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.

The other day this duck came by the gas station. He asked the cashier, "Do you have any duck food here?"

The cashier said, "Hell naw, I got no damn duck food. This the gas station, not no damn swamp, and I ain't ya mama."

Then the duck asked him two more times, and then the cashier said, "For the last time, no, I don't have any duck food here for you, ok? If you ask me again, I will put you in the oven and deep-fry you like Kentucky Fried Chicken."

How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.

Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.

Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.

Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!

Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.

Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.

Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."

Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!

Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.

Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?

Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.

Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.

Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.

Brother 2: You monster.

Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?

Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.

Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.

Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!

Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.

Brother 1: Found them.

*imaginary mother and brother fade away*

Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.

Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.

Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.