Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mama so fat, COW!
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
YO MAMA'S SO FAT, that I took a picture of her which was last christmas, and it's still printing today
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
