Mama jokes

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up.

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.