Mama jokes

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Yo mama's so dumb, when a robber stole her TV, she said, "You forgot the remote!"

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.