Yo mama so fat, that when she took a selfie, she needed 2 phones
your mama so fat that when thanos snapped his finger it only got rid of weight
yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double page spread
yo mama so ugly she got a lifetime ban from kfc for ordering too many burgers
yo mama so fat she have to use pillow cases for socks
Yo mama so stupid she thought instagram was a weed delivery service
Your mamas so young your dad went to jail
You mama so fat she was mistaken for Eric cart man form South Park
YDou're mama so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything
your mama so fat when scientist discovered her they thought it was a new galaxy
yoo mama is so fat she jump on a trampoline and she broke it
ME: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O MY FRIEND: whatβs that supposed to mean ME: O B C D
Your mama so old she made a book bigger than the bible about her life
yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men but they think there's only one side of her ;v; I tried making one of my own
yo mama so fate she dosen't count as 1 person bro she counts as 40 people
yo mama so old she pre-ordered the bible
yo mama so fat and old she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs
bro yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence
Your mama is so ugly! Ghost face from scream won't even make that call!
