Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Mama Jokes
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat, she needs two phones to take a picture of herself.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."
