Make a Jokes

What does a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make a noise when you throw them

So.. err actually know don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies but I had to abort.

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do u call it life?

She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do u call it life?

How do you make a snooker table laugh tickle its balls

(First Person) :Knock Knock, Who there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, Knock Knock, who there, time to make a move, slayin all then demons and we gotta move in too. (Second Person): Knock Knock, (1st p): who there, let me talk to you, be careful where you stepin out cause you aint bullet proof, Knock Knock, who there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didnt come to hoop.

three indans get captured by an enemy leader and the leaders says "go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind.The first one comes back with apples.The enemy leader says "shove them up your butt and don't make a sound or i will kill you.He get to two and yell.The leader killed him.He goes up to heaven.The second guy come back and has grapes he gets to 9 and laughes.The leader kills him.He goes to heavenThe first guy askes the second guy why did you laugh you had it in the bag.The second guy said he say the third guy carring pineapples.

How many tickles does it take to make a octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

make a wish kid: i want to meet mac miller make a wish staff: you will soon chief

I blend children to make a good living

Lostin Flowers14 days ago What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

i can make a word with those \DICK

I went I saw i poop at hole, i make a portal.

How do you make a plumber cry?

Break his pipes...

How do you make a blond snowman, you cant, you half to hollow out the head

How do you make a baby cry?

You punch it in the face.

A French, a German and an Italian make a race to who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, which after a quarter of an hour comes out. Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally the Italian enters who comes out after five hours. The French: "But how did you do it?" The Italian: "I killed one." The German: "So what?" The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"

what did one negative say to the other negative, together we can make a postitive

The make a wish foundation has gone too far. All of the make a wish kids asked for cancer to be gone so they just gave the cancer to all of the make a wish kids.