Make a jokes
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
Three people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from, but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free."
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
What's the resemblance between a microwave and human reproduction?
They both make a sound at the end.
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
How many shades of gray does it take to make a dirty movie?
50.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
I was going to make a joke about a piece of paper.
It's just too tear-able.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.