What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle? my girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.
roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself
Most people smother babies with love. I smother them with pillows
My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies
My credit card is more declined the the love from my dad
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
The match: Ur my match The thighs: you light me up
roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone to
Roses are red,Violets are blue,my heart is dead,im such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
god, I love telling children there parents love them but only on April fools, their orphans after all
Why cant orphans Be gay
Because they have no one to cal daddy
Quote for the day
I looked this quot up but It really is a good thing just for starters.
“Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY”
Also loving is so much more to give instead! Always remember to love!!! Best-Gwen
:)
So I met a boy and he said he would be happy to be a canibal because if we all we we could stop overpopulation and world hunger and I was like😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
what kind of sex do priest love......nun
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Girlfriend: "would still you love me if i was a figment of your imagination" my schizophrenic ass: of course i would
mmmm bread I love panera bread This is unrelated but where i live there is no panera bread Yknow what thats called:
No panera bread
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” – Rodney Dangerfield
