Love jokes

What do you call someone that no one loves?

An orphan.

I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!

Dad: Johnny, Johnny?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Getting women?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Telling lies?

Johnny: No, Papa.

Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!

I love still things.

A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,

"Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

What has 2 legs and walks? A human.

He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.

Silence...

And then at last she spoke...

"Unexpected item in the bagging area."

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

Gf: Babe, do you love me?

Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.

Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...

Bf: Exactly.

Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.

What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.

My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

What do lesbians love to use in art class?

Scissors.

Daughter: Dad, why did Mom do best?

Dad: Nothing, except pretend to love us and leave.

Daughter: So she only loves my sister?

Dad: Yep.

I love pussy.

Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!

Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina

I love dccfffghyyhh.

For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.