Love

Love jokes

Moron

Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?

The second-hand book was loved once.

Orphan

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

Dark Humor

Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.

Orphan: How come?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Orphan: . . . .

Memes

Husband

Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

Luck

Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

Orphanage

When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

Gwen

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

Sister

Yo, sis, come here.

Sis: What?

Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?

Sis: Yup.

Me: Can I go?

Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.

Me: I love you.

School

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

Hobo

Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.

Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?