What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
I love eggs!
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
