Why does the heart ♥️ listen to music 🎶 a lot? Because it loves feeling the beat.
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I love ❤️ taking my daughter out in the car 🚙 every time we go over a speed bump I tell her we ran over another dog 🐕😂
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend? A: Will you marrow me?
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do you know why orphans cant get married. because they will never get there parents blessing
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
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Me: Want to hear a joke? Friend: Sure Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me. Friend: What's funny about that? Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love." I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Why do orphans love chips ,Because there all family sized
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel
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What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, NO MORE!
I finally got a girlfriend. Her name is Remington Model 32
Why do orphans love elevators? They raise people
Gf:Hi
Bf:Hi
Gf:did you eat yet
bf:did you eat yet?
Gf:are you copying me?
Bf:are you coping me??
Gf:i love you
Bf:yeah i ate already
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~
