Love jokes
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
What's the difference between you and a bench?
A bench can hold a family.
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
I love jokes!
choi soobin loml
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.