Hebrew jokes

How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.

How does Jesus make tea?

Hebrews it.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Mustard

I love you, Hebrew John.

I love just having fun!

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.