Love jokes
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.
Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyo: 👅🍑
Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!
Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".
Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!
Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."
Gf: "I luv u too."
Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."
Gf: "Ah, about that..."
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies.
I love my family when they're buried alive.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
I love you like my cuts.
Deeply.
You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
Michael J. Fox loves to cook, especially desserts. They now call him "Shake and Bake".