Love jokes
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Fill it out if u want
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
I love eggs!
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!