Love Jokes

How to make an orphan BLEED Step 1- Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family Step 2- LAUGH EVILY as they BLEED Step 3- tell them to kys Step 4- leave that mental asylum

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not) and Michael Jackson's song Billie Jean sounds like my name and so my mom says, as the song is playing, (my name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum. Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)

Why foes Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise. Because of all the boys he'll see.

Asians love it when a british person says "Rice"!

are you a white van because i would love to put children in you.

I decided to take my mother-in-law out the other day, I love being a hitman

i once called a depressed guy why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone (im not englishs so i could've talked bad)

There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job

I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.

Q: why do orphans love playing tennis A: bc the ball comes back

Why do ghosts love elevators, they lift their spirits!

What does furrys and fastfood lovers have together? They both love hot dogs

My boss said she would’ve loved to meet bill Cosby as a child. I don’t get why im getting arrested, I was just making sure he dream came true

Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks

Every body loves guns! Everytime I show them mine, they give me free stuff.

I bought a ceiling fan the other day.

It was a complete waste of money.

He just stands there applauding and saying

"Ooh, I love how smooth it is."

i love the way the earth rotates

it really makes my day

There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl Beyond belief her name was Rayne but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him but one day she did and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no that’s not right Sammy actually snuck in Raynes house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End .

Hey guys, I just wanna say I say what happened to Kanye, he is one of my favorite rappers and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said, I completely support him and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships-Collin Kaepernick