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"I work with animals" the man said to his date. his date said "I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal" "I am a butcher" said the man
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes
He hugged me!
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.
why does the orphan like nature, he can call someone mother
I could never fall out a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Girl: I’m so in love with you! Boy: me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: - aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot. Girl: whats the ijk? Boy: I’m just kidding
Why can’t orphans be married
Because they won’t have their parents blessings
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Why is an orphan bad a at tennis?
Cuz eh couldn't get any love
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love Man: I wish not to die a virgin Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality
My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down and he loved it. Not really though.
Love that dress, it would look much better on my floor though.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Why do orphans love home alone they like to see a familiar picture.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... "Hey baby, we should bang sometime."
