Love jokes
Sister: (moaning) Go get Mom, she'd love this!
Me: But Billy's with her right now.
Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM
Dad: Hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
I love big hot sexy men.
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.