Love jokes
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
Memes
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I love big hot sexy men.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍