Love jokes
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
I love big hot sexy men.
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.