Love jokes
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Why do people love camping?
Because it's in tents!
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
I went to the pharmacy the other day. I tried to buy a pack of condoms, but I pretended I didn't have enough money to mess with the cashier.
I went back into the aisles of the store, got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap, bought them, and walked out. I loved the look on the cashier's face when they saw my decision.
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?