Love Jokes

They told me I'd never be good at poetry.But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase and they look lovely

blood is red.bruses are blue i ferget the rest...um i hate you...?

Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.

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Kid: why do orphans like tennis

Dad: because it's the only time they get love

What is Michael Jackson's favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.

I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage

what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

my love life

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When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you

When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called - sheesh

Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘

Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common? Dogs get loved

whats worse bieng loved or hated? cuz when ur loved you could be left alone or be batrade. but when your hated no ones there to leave you. what do u think?

Why is a orphan crying about its family? Because it cant "let it go"

I ask the orpahan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything. The I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanige.