Love jokes
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!
choi soobin loml
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
I love you papi's! No homo.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
I don’t love being bored.
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.