Love jokes
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
I named my dog Chicken.
I love eating chicken.
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.
I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.
... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.
Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!
Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.
Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.
The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.
Doctor: I will... dad...
Tq for reading my crappy joke.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you ♥️.
When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
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Your love life.
My ex's love for me :(
I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
I like my boo like I like my packages: straight out of the box.
Susie was in her mother's room one night, as her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse; her boobs, plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will I get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few years. Her mother told Susie to find her father and say goodnight.
So Susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering. Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, Susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, and he said Susie would get it after her mother went to bed.
Man, I love this joke: Women's rights.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. They turned to drunks and have no will. Jill said to Jack, "Your love reveal, then think of building me a still."
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."