Who did Stephen Hawking love more that anyone else?
His Wife, "Eye" who was also bad at running.
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Man: Could you hold this for me? Kid:Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang!*GUNSHOT* Man:Damnit now who am I gonna put in the van?!
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
Kid: why do orphans like tennis
Dad: because it's the only time they get love
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
Why orphans so good at tennis Answer : because they never knew wat love was
Everbody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Rock, paper, lesbians.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first bite <3
is your body from mcdonalds cuz im loving it
What did connor lys clark say to Karl kassulke, I love bridges
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
