What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.
I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.
... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.
Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!
Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.
Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.
The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.
Doctor: I will... dad...
Tq for reading my crappy joke.
Knock knock.
Whoβs there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you β₯οΈ.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.