Love

Love Jokes

Astronaut

What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?

They are always so distant! :-]

Baby

Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. πŸ€—πŸ˜ˆπŸ€—πŸ€•πŸ€’noπŸ€—πŸ€‘πŸ˜±πŸ˜ŽπŸ™ŒπŸ™πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ™Š

Research

Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

Irony

It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.

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  • Depression

    They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.

    I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.

    ... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.

    Doctor

    Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.

    Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!

    Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.

    Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.

    The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.

    Doctor: I will... dad...

    Tq for reading my crappy joke.

    Knock

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Olive.

    Olive who?

    Olive you β™₯️.

    Glock

    When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.

    Animal

    I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.

    Ex

    My ex's love for me :(

    I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.

    Heart

    Why does the heart listen to music a lot?

    Because it loves feeling the beat.

    Bunny

    A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"

    The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"

    The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"

    The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"

    The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"

    Cucumber

    What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?

    Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.