What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love 1 and hate the other.
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more innapropriate. Guys, you don't need to be innapropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the lgbtq+ category. #PRIDE Anyway, I myself am not lgbtq+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What did girl say Big Fella27 said "I love Big Fella 27"
"Smae" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
I love Alabama. I live their. I have a sign that says Sweet Home Alabama!
Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.
Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you
What is Michael Jackson's favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Like if you love food!
Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
Mmmmmmmm daddy fck me harder i love you daddy mmmm i luv your cock mmmm lick me lick my clit daddy
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end you get space and he loved that.
Orphan:Have u seen my mommy? Person: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes? Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE? Orphan: MOTHER! Person: LEts go home! Orphan: Uhhhh *SHes was never to be seen again*
Watersharky Music Productions Presents Memories by Conan Gray One, two It's been a couple months That's just about enough time For me to stop crying when I look at all the pictures Now I kinda smile, I haven't felt that in a while It's late, I hear the door Bell ringing and it's pouring I open up that door, see your brown eyes at the entrance You just wanna talk and I can't turn away a wet dog But please don't ruin this for me Please don't make it harder than it already is I'm trying to get over this I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Now I can't say goodbye if you stay here the whole night You see, it's hard to find an end to something that you keep beginning Over and over again I promise that the ending always stays the same So there's no good reason in make believing that we could ever exist again I can't be your friend, can't be your lover Can't be the reason we hold back each other from falling in love With somebody other than me I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories Since you came I guess I'll let you stay For as long as it takes To grab your books and your coat And that one good cologne That you bought when we were fighting 'Cause it's still on my clothes, everything that I own And it makes me feel like dying I was barely just surviving I wish that you would stay in my memories But you show up today, just to ruin things I wanna put you in the past 'cause I'm traumatized But you're not letting me do that, 'cause tonight You're all drunk in my kitchen, curled in the fetal position Too busy playing the victim to be listening to me when I say "I wish that you would stay in my memories" In my memories, stay in my memories
dad i love you son i love you
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office, they answer. "Hello this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab em', we slab em', how may I be of service?"
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
