FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
I love trash bags cause they remind me of my heart.... black
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
1st daughter: Dad I;m lesbian! Dad: oh OK! 2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian Dad: WTF does any 1 in this family love d!cks?!? Son: I do...
I was a orphan as a kid and Im pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids I think we know why
I saw one kid in a game he went "I love you tree" hes was dumb as cant tell sorry/
Love u baby :^
I love you all the way to URANUS 🤣🤣🤣
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, i dont think you'd have any The orphan: But why? Me: Because if someone loved you they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Why does orphans love Oreos? Because when they have a family pack they can eat it all
why does the orphan like nature, he can call someone mother
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
why does a orphan love baseball, because there ball come back get pranked bitch
me: i call my girl cinderella
friend: why?
me: because she loves balls
I love my mom
