Look jokes

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?

A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?

Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”

Your hairline looks like a brick wall.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!

My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?

Me: (¬‿¬)

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

eBay is so useless.

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

Bully: Who you looking at?

Me: A Build-A-Bear.

Bully: Where?

Me: Look in the mirror.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!