Look jokes

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

Guy: Are you tired?

His “Crush”: No.

Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?

His “Crush”: That’s sweet.

Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.

What did the fox say to the fire?

You look hot!

Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!

When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?

"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"