Look jokes

What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?

"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.

Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)

Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?

Why does Fallout look like Ohio?

Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Cause he would never look both ways.

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.