Look jokes
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Memes
Babys Horenet's first word
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
You look easy to draw.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.