You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
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I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
