Look jokes

You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.

You look like your mom and your dad had a child.

How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?

Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

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I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?

A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

Is your middle name Fancy Feast?

'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.

The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.

Hot water look a**.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

Not a joke.

Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.