Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
You look easy to draw.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
