Look jokes
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
You look easy to draw.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
Memes
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.