Look jokes
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
"Come on, take the camera!"
"Isn't it clear?"
"Well, look!"
Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?
Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.
I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
My sister looks like Santa Claus.
"You are so pretty?"
"No, too many people!"
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
The doctor said I have until 2:30 to live.
That’s like 20 years from now, I said.
He looks at the time. It’s 2:30.
Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?
You look easy to draw.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!