Look jokes
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
eBay is so useless.
I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.