Look jokes

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?

In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩

Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!

"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."

What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?

Naruto's mom.

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"

If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).

How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

By looking at its cabbAGE.

Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."