Look

Look jokes

Hairline

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

Simp

If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).

Stupid

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

Memes

Lucy

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

Toilet

Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?

In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩

Girl

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

Cow

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

Emo

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

Guy

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Hairline

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.