Look jokes

Not a joke.

Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?

Your hairline looks like a brick wall.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!

My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?

Me: (¬‿¬)

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

What do all rangas have in common?

They all look like wildfires.

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”