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Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?

Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?

Why does Fallout look like Ohio?

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Cause he would never look both ways.