Look Jokes

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You looks like if sweatpants were a person.

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger, with that, no one will suspect you!

My crushes best friend came up to me and called me my crushes dog 🐕 so then I say wow your an ass for calling me a bich he then looks at me wide eyed and I just walk away.

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

The doctor said I have until 230 to live. That’s like 20 years from he I said looks at the time it’s 230.

I know this girl Kamelah she say what are you looking at I said I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline

if yall look up freshfry jokes ill come up, abt a year ago i had a bunch of friends on this app

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

bully: who you looking at me: a bulid a bear bully: where me : look in the mirror

Ur hair line looks like thanos snapped your hair out of existance

When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.

you look easy to draw.

sometimes i look around and all i see is 2 fat cheeks in my face and say 2 mushy apples

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid." The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what??"

I like looking at bdsm arian grande :)