Look jokes

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?

Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

eBay is so useless.

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”

Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!

My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?

Me: (¬‿¬)

Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.

How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?

Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.