Look

Look Jokes

Trauma

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

Girlfriend

My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.

No, they will be wondering what I look like.

Mama

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Parent

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

Surgery

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!

Insult

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

Date

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

Roast

Guy: Are you tired?

His “Crush”: No.

Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?

His “Crush”: That’s sweet.

Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.

Appearance

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

Wheelchair

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

Girlfriend

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

Time

When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.

DNA

Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.

Priest

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"