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Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
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i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
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I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.