Look, it's the dead center of town!
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
This is crop tops! Go to crop tops and click each picture and look! Comment too.
Oh, and like!
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?
"Looks like a rerun."
Yo mama looks like the dinosaur from Lilo & Stitch.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).
