Look jokes
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
My sister looks like Santa Claus.
"You are so pretty?"
"No, too many people!"
"Come on, take the camera!"
"Isn't it clear?"
"Well, look!"
Why does the Marine Corps have the best uniforms?
Because the Navy wants their bitches to look nice.
I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.
What did the other traffic cone say to the other?
"Look away, I'm changing!"
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.