Look jokes

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"

Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

Why does Fallout look like Ohio?

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Cause he would never look both ways.

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.

You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.