Look jokes

Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?

Why does Fallout look like Ohio?

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.

I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?

"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"

When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.

Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.

Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!