Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Look Jokes
My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!
I've been looking for my parents for years.
For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
