Look jokes

Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.

My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."

You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.

I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.

Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Not a joke.

Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

Why are you rolling your eyes? Are you looking for your brain?

"Ukraine looks like Fallout 4, woah!"

You look easy to draw.

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

Repeat after me: shut up; shut up; I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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