Look jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!

My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.

No, they will be wondering what I look like.

Why does Fallout look like Ohio?

My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.

I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Cause he would never look both ways.

You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)

Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.

A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."

The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.