Look jokes

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.

No, they will be wondering what I look like.

What did the fox say to the fire?

You look hot!

Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

If you're looking at this, then look behind you!

I've been looking for my parents for years.

For the life of me, I can't remember where I hid their bodies.

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

Guy: Are you tired?

His “Crush”: No.

Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?

His “Crush”: That’s sweet.

Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?

"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.