Look jokes
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
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I'm sorry.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"