Look jokes

"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."

What did the coal say to the charcoal?

You look pretty coal! 🤣

Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"

I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!

Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.

Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

Admins, if you are seeing this, please look in the comments of https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/5d521e61d3e53a06d27bc361/why-are-you-censoring-my-friend-franz.

I'm sorry.

"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."

"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"

A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?

B: I don't know.

A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...

B: ...

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.