Look jokes
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.