Look jokes
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."
The man asks, "Why?"
The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.