Look jokes
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
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