Look jokes

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?

A: Stop looking, I’m changing!

A doctor walks into his office and looks his patient in the eyes, "Sir, you have to stop jerking off."

The man asks, "Why?"

The doctor then says, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

I don't have a joke. Keep looking.

My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?

They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)

Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.

"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."

What did the coal say to the charcoal?

You look pretty coal! 🤣

Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"