Look jokes

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.

Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!

Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"

Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?

They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

I don't have a joke. Keep looking.

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"

Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.

Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

"Don’t look! I saw you peeking through the window."