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Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."

By a tweaker with AIDS.

Family all eating at the table.

Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."

Sister: "Stop the cap."

Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."

Dad laughed.

Stepmom storms out of the room.

Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.

I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

What’s the difference between 69 and High School?

In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.

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I'm sorry.

"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."

"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"

A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,

Librarian: What are you looking for?

Man: I am looking for a book!

Librarian: Which book?

Man: Facebook.

You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.

Kevin Woody (look him up)

A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?

B: I don't know.

A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...

B: ...

"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"