My Girlfriend asked "why is this test so long and hard?" I then said "you know what else is long and hard..." She was amazed!
y Do orphans look at a house for so long Cuz they never had one
For soo long I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
How long was the owl 🦉 trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence He’s just Biden his time
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hey gwen im back-dev its been soo long they unblocked it
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down
Tell it to ur parents and friends
What's 2ft long, blue and stiff and keeps a woman up all night????
Cot death.
What did the fish say to the Beach?
Long tide, no see!
Okay long story fast, i walked to gamestop in my house in the kitchen by walmart to a BTS squid game concert and drake and pablo was there for her labor in the cowboys stadium by nike , so i bought pencil from a dead alive man he said ''ZOO WEE MAMA" so yeah.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke. Hitler says, “Yes.” Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?” Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
If I mesherd ur forhed it will be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long
What do you call a very long bowl? Manute Bowl
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
Long time no see
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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1,2,3,A,B,C,D, And Theirs a D in it and theirs also a 3 thats how long your d is
