Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What's the difference between you and me?
I have a plan for this new year.
So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
