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What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessary long and hard.
a donut and depresion are the same both have nothing in the middle and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for to long
Ur hairline is so long the Rock complimented it
Ur hairline is so long people call it “The Natural Disaster”
Why do emo love the winter because the long sleeves
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
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Whats long and black? The line at popeyes
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy litte kid you used to be.....
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for year (not my words)
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one but it takes a long time and the light bulb has to want to change.
From your Dad I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line
A kid asks his father, " How long is our trip dad?" The kids father says , " Our trip is a fortnite."
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Husband: Honey, Do you want sex? Whife: No thanks i have a headache. Husband: Is that your final answer? Whife: Mmmmm. Husband: Are you shure? -Whife Yes Husband: No doubts? Whife: No Husband starring a long time at his whife. Husband: Okey, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend. -
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I would tell u a joke about ma dink but its to long
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You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
Genie: What are your 3 wishes? Me: Make every word 4 letters long. Geni: Wish Gran. Meee: Make every word star with "br". Brni: Brsh Bran. Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh" Bruh: Bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh
