Longing jokes
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C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP!
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)