Loneliness jokes
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.