Loneliness jokes
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.