Loneliness jokes
What's life if you don't have one...
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.