Loneliness jokes
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
Give a like if I have no friends.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.