Loneliness jokes
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
Give a like if I have no friends.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
What's life if you don't have one...
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.