Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.