Loneliness jokes
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.
Why don't orphans have any friends?
Because they don't have homies.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."