How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb.None they all just sit in the dark and cry.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why do trees always gotta leave me hanging?
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
the emo kid went for a high five people say he's still hanging
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
