Lol

Lol jokes

Money

  • A man entered the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money. Then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back into his account.

    The teller asked the man why he withdrew the money and deposited it back. Then the man replied, "I wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records."

    Lol

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  • Honey

  • Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

    Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

    Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

    Stacy: lol

    Pedo

  • 101 pedo jokes.

    Why's everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, it's called women taking advantage, you'll shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who don't admit they're like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why don't you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, I've been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, I know what's going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jealous coz your drink tastes like shit?

    Is it coz your shit though? How many bids have you done? Shit 1 million views, don't try bribe me, did the police give me snip? How's my barbie doll or shall I say my little pony? The police beat fuck outta me, what's all these needle marks on my arm, I can tell you want something, why's everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web.

    Keep it going on lol.

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  • Logic

  • iNKSTECHSHUB JOKE Women Logic lol Feminism cringe meme dark humour sarcastic iNKSTECHSHUB meme jokes cliché parody dry humour noHate #everyoneシ゚ #love #ts #izzyWilde #jokesfordays #sharethelove

    The image shows two pictures with the text "Women vs. Logic". The first picture shows a woman in a pink bikini with the text "Bikini. No Probs ;)" below it. The second picture shows a woman wrapped in a towel in a shower with the text "Shower. Go Away ;(" below it.
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  • Orphan

  • You could think that some orphans are gay.

    But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

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  • Mirror

  • One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

    Seatbelt

  • Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

    A. A seatbelt.

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  • Level

  • Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.

    Man #2: My son died at level 4.

    Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.

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