Lol Jokes - Page 12 - Worst Jokes Ever

Anniversary

Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...

J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*

A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.

Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo

What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?

A DG (dee gay)

What does lava use when it can't walk properly?

A volCANEo

What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?

They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)

What is Satan's favorite DJ?

MarshHELLo

What do neck breakers use?

Snapchat

What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?

Instagraham crackers

Is this the last joke?

No

What is similar between a dog and my ex?

They are both commonly known as bitches

What number has a flu from a pig?

Nine flu (swine flu)

What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?

BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Who is the best anime girl?

Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank

Why did Sally get caned?

Because old men hurriCANED.

That was all

OR WAS IT?

Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)

Memes

Year

Happy New Year’s Eve. 2023 was something lol

An illustration depicts a group of diverse individuals in a casual setting. Some figures display expressions of surprise or excitement, while others appear more composed. There are multiple stylized figures.

Batman

The meme shows a comic book panel from a tweet by TheBatPics. The tweet text reads "Lol batman was immune to the n-word-ification." The comic panel shows two halves of the Justice League. On the left, the characters are white. On the right, the characters are black.

Crush

The image shows three anime characters sleeping in bed. The top left is a blonde character labeled "Your crush". The top right is a male character labeled "Not you lol". The bottom character is a blue-haired character labeled "You".

Illusion

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Teacher

when ur bored in class so u post this and people start comenting the best shit

A screenshot of a comment section, where a user expresses frustration about a teacher who won't stop talking. Other users respond with crude suggestions to shut her up.

2020

2020 lol

The image shows a comparison between two pictures. On the left, there is a picture of Aquaman in his full costume with his trident. On the right, there is a picture of a man with a dark beard and long hair holding a rake in the water. The text on top reads, "My 2020 plans vs my 2020 life."

Call

lol so true

A man with a nasal cannula is lying down, with the text "WHEN YOU CALL IN SICK" above him and "AND YOUR BOSS WANTS PROOF" below him.

Avocado

Look at it, it's a soulless green glob.

A close up shot of a slice of toast with mashed avocado shaped into Jabba the Hutt on top. The image includes a text message conversation with the question "What's is that?" followed by the answer "Jabbacado toast lol".

Season

LOL🤣

The image is a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows a sad-looking anime girl with the text, "The old me, who could watch a whole season in a day." The bottom panel features a tired and disheveled Pepe the Frog surrounded by junk food with the text, "The current me, who couldn't even finish 2 episodes."

Text message

Me and her Lol

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first message in a gray bubble says, "Go f**k yourself." The response in a blue bubble says, "F**k me yourself you coward."

Eye Contact

Only in London underground lol

A sign with a red background reads "No eye contact. Penalty £200." There is also a red circle with a line through it.

Suicide

Lol same

The image shows a five-panel meme. The title of the meme says, "When I want to kill myself." The first panel, labeled "What my friends think I do," shows a hand reaching for pills. The second panel, labeled "What my mom thinks I do," shows a noose. The third panel, labeled "What I think I do," shows a man with a gun pointed to his head. The fourth panel, labeled "What society thinks I do," shows a razor blade held in a hand. The fifth panel, labeled "What I really do," shows a man laughing at a computer screen with the text "Ahah" and "That's a funny meme".

Face reveal

MY FACE REVEAL!!!!! THANK TO SO MUCH TO 20 FOLLOWERS LOL

A boy with brown hair and a gray shirt is sitting and giving the peace sign to the camera. He is smiling slightly.

Work

so true lol

The image shows two Kermit the Frog characters. The left one is facing forward with big eyes and is labeled "ME TRYING TO WORK". The other one is in a hooded cloak and is labeled "MY FRIENDS".

Character

LOL 🤣

A white, cartoonish character with a tall head and three exclamation points is holding a piece of toast to his mouth. Another, smaller white character with two horns is asking 'WHAT ARE YOU?'

Bathroom

A man with reflective sunglasses is looking up at text that says, "Remember 'sperm wars' in the bathroom after lunch in middle school? We would go back to class sticky af lol we was wildin."

Ohio

ohio lol

A hooded figure in a red robe is standing in water near a bridge, with the text "CAN'T EVEN FLY A PLANE IN OHIO DAWG 😭💀". The image appears to be from a movie or video game. The view is from inside a plane.

Girlfriend

you forgot something

A conversation between two users. The first message reads 'wybmag'. The second user asks, 'will you be my something girlfriend?' The first user replies, 'of course, I'll be your gf'. The second user then says, 'wow lol'. The first user states, 'So now your my gf', and the second user replies, 'well no'.

Obama

lol

The image is a still frame from a video that claims to show "How Obama became president". The frame shows an animated man with a dark complexion and white eyes holding a glowing ball in his hand, set against a dark blue background.