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Lol jokes

Eagle

    • What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

    They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.

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    • Fridge

    • My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.

    Meat

    • What do you call a rocky formation covered in meat?

    Meatcanyon.

    (Meatcanyon is actually a YT that has like 1M subs so watch some of his content if you want to, lol!)

    Diss track

    • It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.

    A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.

    Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.

    "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"

    Hours later, police found 4 suspects.

    "Explain."

    Sus 1: I don't vandalize.

    Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.

    Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.

    Sus 4: I eat bricks.

    Police: I know who.

    RiceGum: Who?

    Police: ITS-

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    Notice anything in the number crowd?

    Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.

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    • Lol memes

    Money

    • A man entered the bank branch and asked the teller to withdraw his account balance. The teller debited his account and gave the man all his money. Then the man counted the money and asked the teller to deposit it back into his account.

    The teller asked the man why he withdrew the money and deposited it back. Then the man replied, "I wanted to make sure all my money is safe and tallies with my records."

    Lol

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    • Friend

    • Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

    LOL

    There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

    Gay

    • Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.

    Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?

    Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.

    Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?

    Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.

    LOL xD

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    • Artist

    • An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.

    The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.

    "But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.

    "Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.

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    • Grandma

    • My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"

    Me: "Your mom gay lol."

    My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."

    You: "Your mom gay lol."

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    • Cashier

    • I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”

    And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.

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    • Fortnite

    • What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    Orangutan

    • Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"

    Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.

    LOL

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    • Red

    • I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.