Why do orphans live in a orphanage
Answer: because they are wanted there
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day. Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.
What's worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can't we just die :) ?
in america 1 in 10 houses there are a paedophiles
not me i live next to a smoking hot 8 year old
How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
if you give a man a plane ticket he will fly for a couple of hours but if youu push a man out of a plane he will fly for the rest of his live :)
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation.....
Guys it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with thw royal family...
Rolls Royce
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
DARK ALERT******** a girl went 2 the doctor the doctor said she had 1yr to live she shot the doctor and the judge gave her 15 yrs. DARK ALERT********
Jesus lives on a long time line, so he may seem slow to you.
Guy asked me what I do for a living. Now I'm not old enough to get a job so I said nothing. He asked me again so I said, "Your wife" The guy goes to slap me but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Who lives in the pineapple under the see, Malasian Airlines Flight 303!
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that?
because he was too short!! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
Cooper is the best to ever live
