Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
Raju: How about you Sunil
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju : Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he
Nagpur
What do a mole and a eagle have in common? They live under ground except the eagle. Lol. .
If I wanted to hear beeping I wouldn’t have pulled my grandmas cord to live
The doctor said I have until 230 to live. That’s like 20 years from he I said looks at the time it’s 230.
I saw this boy named phone he said where would he live I said an orphinage
Or hair line goes way back before dinosaurs lived
D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: Dont take drugs kids! Me: my therapist says i need those to live D.A.R.E. Lion Mascot: _escourts to school counselor_
I love Alabama. I live their. I have a sign that says Sweet Home Alabama!
what do you call a house with noone living inside? a orphan house
Mommy mommy! Are we going to live forever? Only in your dreams.
Why cant homeless people but a house
CUS THEY LIVE ON THE STREETS
there's a plane crash every single person died who lived? the married people!
My live
Which room is the safest place in the house? The living room.
Make a wish Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass
Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)
My mom told me that she got a new job & I don't have to leave the house. Then my mom told all my customers are the men that live in our neighborhood Then I ask what is your job call. My mom said job hand, then I said job and or is hand job . My mom said yeah that it. My mom said I;m good at my job that why all the males are always knocking at the door.
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
