900+ Best Little Jokes - Page 46 - Worst Jokes Ever

Self Harm

anom · 4 years ago

My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."

Kid

Nateツ · 2 years ago

The little kid in the corner is me

The image shows two kids on their first day of school. One kid is smiling and standing upright, while the other is lying on the floor, seemingly tired or not wanting to be there. The text on top says, "There's two types of kids on the first day of school."

Crime

Lustlos from Sw · 1 year ago

A tweet by derek guy @dieworkwear that reads: "i honestly dont know how rich ppl end up committing crimes. if i had even $500K, i would live so peacefully, mind my own business, wear my little outfits, and just feed birds."

Lyric

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A meme showing two images of a young boy with a confused look, next to the text "how tf that little voice in my head know all of the lyrics when I don't..."

Brother

memeoman · 1 year ago

me when my little brother says he wants a turn on the xbox

In the video, a person is grabbing an Elmo doll and shaking it aggressively in front of a computer tower.

Kitten

🩷 Angelica🩷 · 2 years ago

MY 4 little kittens

The image displays four kittens huddled together. One kitten is black and blends in with the dark background, two tabby kittens are visible, and the fourth kitten is partially hidden behind the others. Text written on the image is '4 Kittys'.

Room

GG Miller · 3 years ago

On everything i did all this

The image shows a yellow Minion character with a heart sticker on its cheek. The text "ADMIT IT" is at the top, followed by "You've done one of these:" then five common relatable experiences are listed such as walking into a room and forgetting why.

Boomer

Big_Pix 💯💯 · 3 years ago

The image consists of three panels featuring Yoda and Grogu. The top panel shows Yoda saying, "Do or do not, there is no try." The middle panel shows Grogu with the text "Boomer, ok." The bottom panel shows Yoda saying, "Listen here you little s**t."

Gift

Willy b · 1 month ago

A street scene showing a woman wearing skimpy clothing and high platform heels standing on a sidewalk corner next to a stop sign, with text overlaying the top that says 'treating myself to a little father day gift!!'.

Life

Alastor Wade. · 2 years ago

Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?

The image contains a conversation between Alastor and Charlie. Alastor says, "You know, Charlie, thanks to your hotel scheme, I've learned to appreciate the little things in life and death." Charlie replies, "Yes! Good, Al! Like what?" Alastor then lists, "All the usual things: my first ever radio broadcast, helping my mother cook, and being the first ever person to actually strangle someone with their intestines."

Uncle

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A text message conversation where the first person mentions seeing their uncle's lambs, then reveals that the uncle has 370 pregnant sheep, and finally asks if the recipient wants to know who the father is.

Guy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A picture of the default Windows XP background showing some eye floaters in the sky. The text above the image says, "I'm never lonely cuz I got these little guys with me :)".

Love Story

原田 · 2 years ago

bro they got a better love story than me

The image shows a two-panel meme. The first panel shows two squirrels sitting at a small table and eating spaghetti. The second panel shows one of the squirrels lying on its back with the other squirrel on top of it, implying they are engaging in sexual activity. The text on the image says: "Damn, their little date went good."

Kid

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

me and my little brother be like

The image is a four-panel comparison. The top left panel shows two young children hugging while sitting on the floor, and the top right panel shows two young children smiling and hugging. The text above these panels reads, "OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS." The bottom two panels show two men wrestling. The text above these panels reads, "MY KIDS."

Accident

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A text message conversation. The first message says, "What's up?" The second says, "Dude, you're going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughter's bike too. I'll come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife." The third message says, "Not delivered". The last message says "and your daughter".

Mental Health

GG Miller · 2 years ago

LMAO

A man with a mustache looks annoyed. Text on top of the image: "When the funny mental health meme hits a little too close to home." Text at the bottom of the image: "- [laughs]"

Princess

garytherudemanfromnextdoorxx · 3 years ago

say hello to my little princess. isnt she beutifull?? xx

A person applies pink blush with a makeup brush while holding a pink makeup palette with the word 'Kylie' on it.

Girl

mndfkjnasksggf · 3 years ago

My little girl

A girl is making a funny face. She is scowling, with wide open eyes, and her mouth is open with visible teeth. Her ears are very large.

Seal

The Radio Demon · 2 years ago

Seal Vs Sea Lion

The image shows two cartoon drawings of a seal and a sea lion. The seal is labeled with "ABABABBA", "just a little guy", and "potato dog". The sea lion is labeled with "BORK BORK", "um spooky", and "man in a wetsuit".

Daddy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A man with glasses and a fedora looking at the camera. The image includes the text: "Hey babygirl how's daddy's little kitty I missed you so much."

Community talk

BreakingSoundBarrier

The other day was my little brother's birthday

Cosmo idk

Little kids

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⚠ Announcement ⚠ Verbal shutdowns Verbal shutdowns can look different for different people, and mine can range a lot depending on how overwhelmed I am. I have 5 ranges. 1- I can talk a little bit, but not much; I just go very quiet. 2-I can't talk, but I can type, or use emojis, or nod/shake my head. 3-I can't talk, but I can use emojis, a few typed words, or typed song lyrics. 4-I can't talk, but I can only use e… Read more