Like jokes

I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

Roses are red, just like your lips.

Mountains are big, just like your tits.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

I moved so much stone today.

I feel like a guy from Palestine looking for his wife.

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.

Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?

He does not like roasted vegetables.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.

Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.

Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.

Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.

Why are emos like paper?

They cut easily.

A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.

Mom told me drugs are my enemies.

Jesus said to like your enemies.

Yay, I can like drugs then!

Why do women like Pac-Man so much?

How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?

Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!

Children are like farts.

You can only tolerate your own.