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Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕

I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.

Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick

I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."

Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!

Why do women always have sex with the lights off?

Because they never like to see a man having a good time.

For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”

Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!

I like my women like I like my steak...

Bloody.

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang

Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.

Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

How do emos like their meat cooked?

Medium rawr.

My uncle was a priest.

He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

How do lions 🦁 like their steak?

"Roar!"

My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.

They both went extinct.

Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?

Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.

1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.

DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."

And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...

On the floor.

And died.

The end.