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People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
It's not rape if you both like it.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.
Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.