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"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
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What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Iâd like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they donât let you bring your own snacks.
Whatâs the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I donât like the taste of broccoli.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"