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It's not rape if you both like it.
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
Memes
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.