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People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
It's not rape if you both like it.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
Top tip; if your wife asks, "What would you like to do to my body?" 'Identify it' is the wrong answer.
I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
"Have a nice day" and "enjoy the next 24 hours" mean the same thing, but one sounds like a threat.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.