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Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.