Like jokes
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake? Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What is your body like? Soft.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
I like whiteboards.
They're quite re-markable.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!