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If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.

I like my women the way I like my sandwiches... A little meat between their buns.

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

Jesus is a rock music fan.

Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.

What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?

A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!

2nd comments from Gwen in her bra.

Keie: Man Man man! I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heyo: 👅🍑

Bari: STOP U FUCKIN PEDOS!!!!!!!!!!

Kenya Bailey: THAT IS ENOUGH! I AM REPORTING ALL OF THIS CRAP TO THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Remera Karwi: Shut up! We jus tellin her she looks like a star no need for all that "crap".

Kenya Bailey: One guy put tongue and peach aka butt I know a little bit about oral sex my friend or not!

I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

You know a baby bottle looks kinda like a penis... Also sausage and hotdogs too.

What do you say to a depressed person?

"I like ya cut, G."

Orphan or like or-pan?

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

Why did the orphan like milk?

Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!

Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

Kid: I want to be like Batman.

Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.

Genie: I told you.

Kid: .............................................

Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.