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Ben Inkster, more like gay.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
If my firnd had a baby like this id call him ✨ "retard" ✨
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.