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Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
If my firnd had a baby like this id call him ✨ "retard" ✨
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
Sorry to hear you feel like poo!
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.
If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Roses are red, Holy moly is a flower, WOULD'N'T YOU LIKE A TASTE OF THE POWER!??? 🔥🔥🔥
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?
You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.