Like jokes
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that douchebag a drink."
The bartender says, "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!"
The drunk says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink."
The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says, "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?"
She says, "Vinegar and water."
Sy’kyira (😌): I can’t wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy’kyira (😅): SAME!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
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Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.