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Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it

Roses are red my mental health is blue Karen got no mom like you.

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was I told her I couldn't say never experienced it.

Treat me like a joke and I will leave you like it's funny

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.

I don't like marriage, it's just like soup, as soon as your done spooning it all cools off

Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop an 12

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"

TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple? My cousin: the other half.

The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

Do people even like me C A S N O V A

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”

For some reason when my mom eat hot dogs she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son can anyone tell me why ?

I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters, I think he didn’t like it, because I challenged him to a no hands contest. He said but I don’t have any. He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.

Every one likes orphans but there parents

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!