Like jokes
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Nobody: Aww, that's so sad!
Me: Just like me.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
Y’all tryna get down or what like 😛
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
99% of Roblox usernames be like: bdiejfbsie3hdiejdbisie882jeoxnd, by yYidgJyeuzyei73*-;ujduzjehzisjd, and j73heisbdjJd3nakwnwo2jdieneidjd.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!