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What do rat’s like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake

Girl: .... I like you... do you like me back? Me: Nope Girl: *is depressed* oh okay.... Me: u never said "love" Girl: oh! well do you love me? Me: frick no.

What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about- Anonymouse

Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...

It’s a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.

I don't struggle with depression-like at this point I have it down I'm good at depression

why did the orphan cummit crimse to know whats its like to be wanted

What did trump say to Epstein, I like my tea like I like my teens warm, sweet and freshly made.

Dont you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We’d like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-

Withered Bonnie more like Bonnie Mcnutt

do you like pudding? pudding deez nutz in your mouth

Call of duty kill cam be like.

This is the best kill streak ever.

nobody: aww thats so sad! me: just like me