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I like my women how I like my fridge. In the kitchen.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
I like Uranus.
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
The earth is not round.
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Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
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A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
What does a peeing pterodactyl sound like?
Nothing, the pee is silent.
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
It was dinner in the plane, and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner.
"What are my choices?" the passenger said.
"Yes or no," the flight attendant replied.
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
I like my women like I like my microwaves.
Hot, ready to go when I am, and able to kill any baby I put in her.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.