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What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
What do Doges like? Memes.
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.