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How is the world like a box of crayons?
Nobody likes the white ones.
And a side note, it's multi colored.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
Like if you think oily men are hot.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.