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William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
What do Doges like? Memes.
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈