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My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
What do Doges like? Memes.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?
He's white on the inside.
He's orange on the outside.
And then there's that stick!
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.