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Misunderstanding

    • A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."

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    Santa

    • To start, I'm a big fella in size.

    I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

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    • Balance

    • An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.

    So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.

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    • Roast

    • Me and my friend roasting each other.

    Friend: You look like a baboon.

    Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!

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    • Russia

    • Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...

    #i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦

    Men

    • Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men. 25 at a time.

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    • Woman

    • Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.

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