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I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
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In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
What do Doges like? Memes.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?