My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
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Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
Like if I'm fine-ish.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
