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Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?

'Cause there are twenty of them.

Jesse: Do you like my ball?

Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?

Jesse: No, they do not leave me.

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.

"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"

I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.

You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.

The Good Old Days.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

Rape isn't a joke.

It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.

It's a way of art, and works on anybody!

Like this if you agree.

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?

They fell apart.

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.