Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
"Autism be like..."
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
sad sad sad
now you laugh and like
thank you!
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
